A couple years ago I used to work in a coffee shop that
opened early. I’d have to leave my apartment at 4:30 to open the store.
Since I didn’t have a car, public transit didn’t run early
enough, and I was too poor to take a cab, I had one option left, walking.
I’d walk from Osborne Village to Portage and Main. I know
you’re thinking, "damn that’s super sketchy." I thought it would be too, but it wasn’t bad.
For the most part, I didn’t see anyone. The things I did see though
were weird, funny, and borderline terrifying.
Sometimes I saw a woman jogging, and she’d yell/sing Eye of the Tiger. I
consider it a particularly good rendition coming from someone gasping for breath. I
have a feeling she’d start when I came into view, but part of me wants to
believe that’s just what she does.
I only saw Wolf Man twice, but that was enough. I'd walk over the
Osborne Bridge, and hear a wolf call. I looked off the edge of the bridge and
there was a man standing calf deep in the river, howling at the moon. I saw him
again a few months after that. Admittedly I was scared at the time, but
now I think he’s amazing.
Do you know those huge awful bugs that hang out in concrete
areas? I think they might be June bugs. I tried looking them up on Google, but the pictures made me feel like they were going to crawl out of my couch so I stopped.
Here is a brief description:
- Awful
- About 2 inches
- Brown or maybe grey
- Hangs out in the dark
Anyway, one time—not while I was walking to work—I saw a
woman outside of the Toad. Upon seeing one of those bugs she yelled “is
this real life?”
The day I stepped on one while walking to work, I asked
myself the same question. Before I looked down to see what happened I knew, and that's the worst thing that happened walking from Osborne Village to Portage and Main at 4:30 a.m.